Well....Transfers is coming up again and so we are really unsure of what
is happening, but it is most likely that I only have a couple days left
in 中壢

It feels weird to say that I only have three transfers left, I feel
like time is flying by and I am like WAIT I AM NOT READY YET.
This past week it has been constantly raining and it makes you
wonder....Does the sun exist? cause all I see are clouds and rain. Its
been raining so much that we are unsure if we will ever see a clear sky
again. The pool that is outside our building that is usually empty has
at least six inches in it.
What happened this week:
So last week was really hard for our whole district and we were all just
in the slums but we had an awesome district meeting (as always...I feel
like I always leave those feeling pumped as ever to do missionary work)
and now our theme for our district and this week were "It's razzle week
everyone so give me some of that dazzle!" Our district started
brainstorming more and more ways to do missionary work and how to
improve. One thing our zone leader said that was super cool was that in
order to be a successful missionary was to first be as obedient as you
possibly can, work as hard as you can, and be constantly
changing/improving.
So this week we were ready...We were ready to give it our all and go to
work. We have really been trying to pray before every finding
opportunity and to tell Heavenly Father our goal. For example,we kept
praying
on Wednesday
that we would get a new investigator from English class. It was hard
Cause most people in our class are guys and we hadn't been getting new
students lately, but then all of a sudden when we get there that night
there's this new lady. We see her and we are hoping she's having a good
time and then after class we try and go set up with her. It turns out
that she had been to churches before and she liked the environment but
just didn't like them when they bashed on other churches. I quickly
explained that we respect all religions and then we had figured out
that because she liked the environment so much and had wanted to learn
English, she purposely looked up online for English classes in a church
building!! She came to church yesterday!
Another cool one was when we tried to go visit this investigator about
thirty minutes before a ward activity. We went in the rain to her store
and she wasn't there. Contemplating our time, I'm sure we could have
gone to a 7/11 and made some calls or gone to the activity early, but we
knew we had to find new people. So we decided to go knocking (now I've
found only a little success from this but it never worked in the city so
I was like might as well keep trying here right?) so we stop and we are
like where should we go? We start biking but then we realize that we
are just turning down random streets, so we stop and we set some goals
and then said a quick prayer to Heavenly Father asking Him where should
we go and asking to help us get some set ups out of it. We realized we
didn't have much time, but I got the impression to go down this one
street, this street had a lot of nicer looking houses and my companion
at first was like are we sure we want to go down here? (we had tried
some fancy houses the night before and they all had said no) but I
was like yeah I think we should just try here cause why not? What do we
have to lose?So it as super cool cause the first door we ring we hear
the lady pick up but I don't know if she couldn't hear me or not but
then she hung up. I rang it again because who knows why but then we hear
a "hello?" from above us and so I get off my bike and there they are
standing on their balcony. Long story short we were able to do a quick
contact and ask when we could come back and share a message with him. He
set up for
Sunday night and it was such a cool miracle!!
Then we start biking a bit farther down the street and we see this
person pull into their garage with their motor scooter. We immediately
stop and we all just stare at each other and awkwardly say hi. We start
talking about the restoration with him and he's like that's cool and
then I was like have you been to church and he was like yeah when I was
younger but I don't remember a lot. Then I asked...So what plans do you
have
Sunday? He's like I have none whatsoever. Me;

PERFECT cause we have church. So we made sure that he was pretty set on
coming to church to just try it out! He came to all three hours and the
elders set up with him!
We also set a goal to get into a house within the next half an hour of
our finding time and so we set down on this street and the third door we
knocked on she turned out to be Christian! She said what are the odds
you would knock on my door when I know for a fact that there are only
two Christians on this street, this has to be God's doing.
Nonspiritual thoughts:
Okay you know the story that I wrote about earlier where the guy came on
his balcony and we were able to contact him? well yeah it was super
awkward at first cause this is how it went down in the English
translation version:
Me: Hi! How are you two doing?
Them:(the guy and this lady next to him) pretty good
Me: Wow you guys are so young, is she your wife? she's super pretty!!
*The lady then walks back into their house*
Him: That's my mom.
Me: *my series of emotions and facial expressions as expressed through emojis*





oh....So sorry hahaha...Well you can tell your mom that she is super pretty. She looks super young.
So we are riding last night and trying to find some people right? well
my companion sees this lady that has the same car as her mom and so I'm
like let's talk to her and you can say that! Bless my companion (And
don't worry she said I could write about this cause it's funny) but she
says to the lady, "我的媽媽有一樣的茄子“ instead of "我的媽媽有一樣的車子“ So in English
instead of saying "My mom has the same car!" she said "My mom has the
same eggplant!"
So you know the lady I wrote about earlier that was Christian? Well she
answered the door and we get let into this lady's house and when we
first walk in we see her kneeling down wiping this toxic green looking
liquid off the floor and we are like whatever it's fine so we sit down
and start sharing about the first lesson. Part way through the lesson
this horrible smell hits me and I'm like what 什麼東西 is this smell and
I see her daughter come out and wipe up this stuff off the floor and it
was because the dog had pooped on the floor!! So she cleans it up and
my companion and I are trying to secretly plug our noses and keep
teaching. We continue on with the lesson when the same smell hits us
again and we are like WOAH THIS DOG NEEDS TO CONTROL ITSELF cause then
it steps in its own poo and starts running around and we are like DON'T
TOUCH OUR STUFF. The daughter comes out again and cleans the poop up and
we try and salvage the rest of the lesson. So we are almost done with
the lesson when I look at the floor and there it is....ANOTHER PILE OF
POOP. The smell hits us hard and I tell the lady that her dog had once
again pooped and she yelled for her daughter to clean it up. Needless to
say the dog got ten times less cute because it kept pooping during our
lesson, stepping in it, and then running around. The struggle was real.
Words from our wise district leader cause this week is razzle and dazzle
week: We are killing it yalls... it's almost like we have a bedazzle
on our body top 身上。We are beating every before this week but don't
forget this month we will get at least 5 baptisms and 13 new
investigators and at least 2 new baptismal dates to hit the standards of
razzlement.
#razzleit #givemedatdazzle
This one former we called was having a meh day 還好 (ok) day. When I asked her
what the best part of her day was she said she had none so I was like
can I tell you a joke? it basically was this pickup line that this youth
had told me and it got her laughing and then she set up with us...So we
are pretty sure the pickup line is what really hooked her hahaha
hahaha.
We were talking about one of our baptismal dates in district meeting and
our district leader kept getting her name wrong and calling her Angela
instead of Angelina and so his companion was like it's Angelina Jolie 的
Angela (because in Chinese sometimes you can shorten words or some words
will be a compound of two different words or they sound similar and you
want to know which word it is and to figure out you could ask them
那一個 (which one) and then the word and then they explain, so for example if you were
like oh it's 每天的每 it's meitian de mei (which means it is like every since
meitian means everyday) okay I give up trying to explain this...You
just got to understand Chinese to realize how it's funny. 我放棄了。(I gave up)
We told our English class that I would probably be leaving this next
week and so in the English class line group this one guy kept posting
that they would miss me and I felt so awkward cause I was like... it's not a big deal the English class is awesome with or without me. and
then he's like it does matter and then he posted a song dedicated to me
titled "with or without you" HAHAHAHAHHAHA.
So I am getting my hair dyed right? Well this ward member is hilarious
and she's like you're going to have 布丁頭 or in other words I would have
pudding hair cause they have this pudding here that is yellow and then
has this black line at the bottom. So they told me to take a picture
with pudding once I have it done. Then this one member was like don't do
it cause then how am I going to recognize you!! Then the one member who
called me pudding head was like you'll see her walking with pudding
hair and you'll just know it's Sister Chao.
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My new hair! |
This week I ate cow stomach, frog, and oysters. You got to
try everything, right?
The Lantern festival that we went last PDay!
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趙姐妹
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Sister Tiffany Chao
Taiwan Taipei Mission
4/F, #24, Lane 183
Jin Hua Street
Da-an, Taipei 106
Taiwan